29 ian. 2009

Destainuirile unui angajat al Mc Donald’s










“E adevarat ca nu te obliga nimeni sa mananci si se aude asa printre oameni ca mancarea de la mc nu face bine deloc (nu numai mancarea) dar asta este alta mancare de “filet-o-fish”. Ca lucrator al Mc ar trebui sa tii secret ceea ce vezi acolo, sa nu iti pese de ceea ce vorbesc superiorii tai, sa faci tot ce ti se spune desi asta te defaimeaza intr-un mod sau altul si sa zambesti chiar daca tie iti e rau sau ti-a murit mama.

Pt cei care citesc “taifasu” meu cu mine insumi adica “carnatu’” asternut pe monitorul dvs in clipele astea trebuie sa afle ce este de fapt aceasta “franchise” ce se numeste pompos “Mc Donald’s”. Eu lucrez intr-un mc, nu conteaza care desi credeti-ma ca 99% sunt la fel (din punct de vedere al lucratorilor) ca din punct de vedere al tampeniilor pe care te lasa sa le ingurgitezi toate sunt la fel. Din fericire (sau nu) am absolvit un liceu care m-a invatat ce inseamna industria alimentara si mancarea in spatele cifrelor sau literelor ( E - uri , ciclamati, zaharuri, xantan provenind din eu mai stiu ce animale moarte pe campii ).

Ca sa ajung la “miezul problemei” am sa incep prin descrierea mancarii pe care o vad in fiecare zi ( findca atunci cand intru in congelator sau in frigider citesc pe eticheta ceea ce contine acel produs ). Sincer carnea aceea care vi se pare gustoasa in special in Big Mac este intradevar facuta din peste 100 de animale dar mai grav este ca e facuta din resturi tocate de animale decedate. Deci nu sacrificate sau carne de calitate superioara ci carne vita sau mai bine zis “dejectii alimentare”.

EU am avut ocazia sa vad o carne din aceea decongelata … credeti-ma ca as fi preferat sa vad un cadavru in descompunere decat sa mai vad odata o carne cu zgarciuri si miros de descompunere si culoare verde dupa numai 6 ore de stat la temperatura camerei. Totodata acea bucata de carne ( in stare buna ) ajunde in numai 33 de secunde (timpul de “prajire a grilului” ) de la -18 / -23 grade C la +179 grade celsius. Mustarul si Ketchup-ul sunt ok, credeti-ma pe cuvant , ceapa fresh este in regula la fel si cea rehidratata ( aceasta fiind rehidratata cu ajutorul apei filtrate si totul in deplina curatenie - in restaurantul in care lucrez eu )

Un alt factor daunator este salata ( si cea pe care o cumparam dar si cea din sandwich-uri) findca ea nu vine intotdeauna vidata sau din cauza proastei manevrari nu este tot timpul sub vid, in plus cea vidata are intotdeauna un gust specific “de cauciuc”. Cartofii prajiti vin din Austria ( pt restaurantele din Romania ) , nu au nimic special cand nu sunt prajti, sunt cartofi de calitate superioara insa si acestia sunt “maltratati” printr-un proces de prajire de numai 3 min si 50 de secunde in care ajung de la -23 grade C la +175 / +182 grade celsius intr-un ulei care contine 10% grasime animala, ulei vegetal, compusi chimici pt grabirea prajirii ( nu dau numele si celelalte ingrediente findca nu vreau sa fiu facut raspunzator pt incercarile esuate ale unora de a manca cartofi “a la’ MC “.

Carnea de pui ( Mc Chicken / Patty Chicken / Mc Nuggets / SCW - Spicy Chicken Wings ) este (mi-e si scarba sa spun) de fapt “un fel de carne ” findca este de fapt o carne presata la temperaturi inalte din toata gaina inclusiv gheare / cap s.a.m.d in care se adauga enzime, saruri, E -uri de care am auzit lucruri proaste (din nou va rog sa ma intelegeti ca nu pot da numele acestora findca nu vreau sa fiu facut raspunzator pentru divulgarea unor compusi ce pot fi cumparati de pe piata si folositi in retete proprii care ar cauza disfunctii sau chiar moartea).

Carnea celebrului “Filet-O-Fish” este prajita intr-un ulei special pentru a-i anihila mirosul de peste , ulei care ii afecteaza compozitia organoleptica si nu numai, sincer nu va recomand sa mancati asa ceva!

Inghetata de la Mc este intotdeauna “cea mai buna ” si restul sincer fata de ce am vazut afara, aici laptele pentru inghetata vine de la “La Dorna” (ma refer la laptele “SUNDAE Mix ” pt inghetatele Mc Flurry si Mc Sundae). Pe laptele care vine de la distribuitori nu scrie nici un ingredient, practic nimik … tot ce pot sa spun este ca vine intradevar in conditii curate si la temperatura optima ( asta in restaurantul in care lucrez eu ) .

Bauturile … o alta buba a Mc Donald’s -ului vin in niste tancuri sub forma de sirop ( Cola / Fanta /Sprite / Cola Light si Apple Juice ) sirop care este impins prin niste tuburi catre un aparat care ii impregneaza Co2 printr-un proces care sincer nu este deloc igienic dat fiind faptul ca siropul aluneca pe o tava racita cu freon apoi trece printr-o “teava ” catre duza din fata restaurantului, duza prin care mai trece o alta “cura” cu apa rece si cu Co2 in care mc-ul va mai pune si gheata. Deci luati apa minerala cu gust de cola sau mai stiu ce.

Mai nou Lipton in Mc Donald’s este si “la dozator” ( desigur ca nu mai este la sticla ca si-ar face concurenta singur) si acesta vine intr-o punga de 10 litri in care este un sirop fffff concentrat care beneficiaza de acelasi “tratament” ca si bauturile carbogazoase insa cu mai multa apa. Sincer Lipton are gust de ceai Ekoland dar de cea mai proasta calitate.

Sucul de portocale ( Juice) este de fapt o combinatie de fulgi congelati de portocale cu apa filtrata. Pe el scrie 16 grade Brix ( asta ar insemna 67% pulpa din care 32% zaharuri nesaturate si zaharuri naturale si restul apa) insa credeti-ma ca pe duza aia nu iese suc natural de portocale nici in 200 de ani.

Placintele de la Mc Donalad’s nu stiu din ce sunt facute dar am auzit lucruri aiurea despre ele … insa pt. ca nu stiu nimik sigur nu am ce sa va spun.

In cele din urma salatele de la mc ( ma refer la cele din Romania ) sunt in regula ( cea la Sallad Shaker ), cea de ton (Tuna Sallad) si cea “greceasca” (Mediteranean Sallad) insa cea de pui ( Mc Chicken Sallad) nu v-o recomant dat fiind ca are carnea aceea de “pui” de care am vorbit mai sus. Din nou subliniez ca toate salatele au un gust specific de cauciuc dat fiind faptul ca nu sunt 100% naturale.

Cam atata despre mancarea de la MC, daca vine cineva cu adaugari la ceea ce am spus ii multumesc, pt cei cu critici la adresa mea le spun sa latre in alta parte ca nu am chef. Ca incheiere vreau sa notez ca nu am vorbit despre lucratori findca nu asta era subiectul, insa credeti-ma ca asta difera de la restaurant la restaurant asa cum toti oamenii sunt diferiti, insa e adevarat ca e un stres enorm si bani foarte putini.

Un sfat prietenesc, mancati in alta parte … am mancat la un restaurant ( in adevaratul sens al cuvantului findca mc nu este restaurant ci franciza) cu 150 de mii (cat un meniu mare de la mc ) o salata bulgareasca de iti lingi degetele + un 7 up imbuteliat + 30 de mii bacsisul. “

Mai gandeste-te de doua ori inainte sa vii la Mc Donald’s te rog … frumos!

21 ian. 2009

Niggar Family

Nu avem cuvinte ! si nu suntem rasisti , we love niggaz.(not romanian niggaz)

Spümcø - Nike "Big Bad Wolf"

Asta da lup smecher ! O arde nike si o arde si pe scufita .


Nu zaietz pagadi

Nu imbatranesc niciodata desenele astea ... Pacat de saracul lup cu plamani facuti varza ca nu are si el parte un pic de iepurele ala afurisit o fi asta ceva ruda cu bugs bunny .
In concluzie lupul in momentu de fata cred ca e vegetarian .

ALL ABOUT FUNK




















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ALL ABOUT FUNK - CD 1

1 BOBBY BYRD - I KNOW YOU GOT SOUL 4:39
2 EDDIE HARRIS - IT'S ALL RIGHT NOW 3:47
3 JAMES BROWN - THE BOSS (SOUNDTRACK - BLACK CAESAR) 3:08
4 ARETHA FRANKLIN - ROCK STEADY 3:08
5 SLY & THE FAMILY STONE - IF YOU WANT ME TO STAY 2:56
6 HEARTS OF STONE - THANK YOU FALLETTINME BE MICE ELF AGAIN 3:48
7 JACKSON SISTERS - I BELIEVE IN MIRACLES 2:54
8 BILL WITHERS - WHO IS HE (AND WHAT IS HE TO YOU) 3:09
9 CURTIS MAYFIELD - PUSHERMAN 4:58
10 ROY AYERS - EVERYBODY LOVES THE SUNSHINE 3:54
11 THE J.B.'S - PASS THE PEAS 3:08
12 THE LAST MINISTER - TRIBUTE TO JB FAMILY 6:17
13 LIZA MINELLI - USE ME 3:32
14 CLARENCE REID - IT WAS GOOD ENOUGH FOR DADDY 2:57
15 WILSON PICKETT - GET ME BACK ON TIME, ENGINE NUMBER 9 (PT.1 &2) 6:22
16 RIPPLE - I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS BUT, IS SURE IS FUNKY 3:16
17 THE SISTERS LOVE - GIVE ME YOUR LOVE 4:17
18 THE TEMPTATIONS - PSYCHEDELIC SHACK 3:49
19 GEORGE BENSON - RETURN OF THE PRODIGAL SON 2:33

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ALL ABOUT FUNK - CD 2

1 FRED WESLEY - HOUSE PARTY 5:35
2 KOOL AND THE GANG - FUNKY STUFF 2:59
3 O' JAYS - FOR THE LOVE OF MONEY 7:17
4 GLADYS KNIGHT & THE PIPS - WHO IS SHE (AND WHAT IS SHE TO YOU) 4:07
5 THE LOVE UNLIMITED ORCHESTRA - STRANGE GAMES & THINGS 4:04
6 THE GAP BAND - YOU DROPPED A BOMB ON ME 5:10
7 ROSE ROYCE - PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS 3:24
8 THE JIMMY CASTOR BUNCH - THE BERTHA BUTT BOOGIE PT.1 3:11
9 JAMES BROWN - PAPA'S GOT A BRAND NEW BAG 4:14
10 BETTY WRIGHT - CLEAN UP WOMAN 2:42
11 CANDIDO - CANDIDO'S FUNK 4:11
12 CHARLES WRIGHT / THE WATTS 103RD STREET RHYTHM BAND - EXPRESS YOURSELF 3:49
13 CHAMBERS BROTHERS - FUNKY 2:47
14 LYN COLLINS - THINK (ABOUT IT) 3:19
15 ISLEY BROTHERS - IT'S YOUR THING 2:35
16 TOM SCOTT - GOTCHA (THEME FROM STARSKY & HUTCH) 3:34
17 THE JIMMY CASTOR BUNCH - IT'S JUST BEGUN 3:38
18 BLACK HEAT - NO TIME TO BURN 3:44

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ALL ABOUT FUNK - CD 3

1 MACEO / THE MACKS - SOUL POWER '74 4:06
2 BOBBY BYRD - HOT PANTS (I’M COMING , I'M COMING, I'M COMING) 2:22
3 BILL WITHERS - USE ME 3:34
4 FRED WESLEY / THE J.B.'S - DOING IT TO DEATH 4:54
5 THE TEMPTATIONS - CLOUD NINE 3:27
6 MANU DIBANGO - WOURI 3:06
7 BABY HUEY / THE BABY SITTERS - HARD TIMES 3:17
8 DAVID RUFFIN - BLOOD DONORS NEEDED (GIVE ALL YOU CAN) 3:55
9 GIL SCOTT-HERON - REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEVISED 3:01
10 GORDON STAPLES / THE STRING THING - STRUNG OUT 4:52
11 JORGE BEN - PONTA DE LANCA AFRICANO 3:48
12 LITTLE RICHARD - NUKI SUKI 5:25
13 TONY ALVON / THE BELAIRS - SEXY COFFEE POT 2:24
14 THE METERS - JUST KISSED MY BABY 4:32
15 PARLIAMENT - P. FUNK (WANTS TO GET FUNKED UP) 7:39
16 THE BEGINNING OF THE END - MONKEY TAMARIND 3:32
17 FUNKADELIC - ONE NATION UNDER A GROOVE 7:26


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ALL ABOUT FUNK - CD 4

1 CURTIS MAYFIELD - GIMME YOUR LOVE 4:14
2 FRED WESLEY / THE J.B.'S - YOU CAN HAVE WATERGATE BUT GIMME SOME BUCKS & I'LL BE STRAIGHT 3:27
3 RHYTHM HERITAGE - THEME FROM S.W.A.T. 3:17
4 LYN COLLINS - ME AND MY BABY GOT OUR OWN THING GOING 3:12
5 THE METERS - PEOPLE SAY 5:08
6 LOU RAWLS - EVERYWHERE I GO 2:39
7 THE GAP BAND - EARLY IN THE MORNING 7:31
8 GIL SCOTT-HERON - THE BOTTLE 5:12
9 GENE PAGE - JUNGLE EYES 4:42
10 PARLIAMENT - GIVE UP THE FUNK (TEAR THE ROOF OFF THE SUCKER) 5:44
11 THE MOHAWKS - THE CHAMP 2:35
12 THE EQUALS - FUNKY LIKE A TRAIN 4:25
13 TONY JOE WHITE - VOODOO VILLAGE 3:03
14 WILSON PICKETT - DON'T KNOCK MY LOVE PT.1 2:10
15 SLY & THE FAMILY STONE - I WANT TO TAKE YOU HIGHER 5:20
16 BOBBY BLOOM - FANTA 4:11
17 COMMODORES - MACHINE GUN 2:39

20 ian. 2009

Secret To Korean Bboying





Chuck Norris can win 7 to smoke...in 3 rounds!
Chuck Norris doesnt do airchairs...he does Air Couches!
Chuck Norris IS your favorite b-boys favorite b-boy!
When Chuck Norris head spins,he doesn't spin on his head,the earth spins around his head.
Chuck Norris doesn't do hand hops, he pushes the earth down and it comes back up.
Chuck Norris won America's Best Dance Crew all by himself.

19 ian. 2009

Old School Funk

1. Bar Kays - Soul Finger (2:22)
2. Blowfly - BlowFly's Rapp (Short Version) (6:46)
3. Bobby Womack / Peace - Across 110th Street (3:51)
4. Booker T. & the MG's - Melting Pot (8:16)
5. Bootsy Collins - Ahh...The Name Is Bootsy, Baby (6:51)
6. Charles Wright & the Watts 103rd Street Rhythm Band - Express Yourself (3:55)
7. Chuck Brown - Bustin' Loose (7:42)
8. Curtis Mayfield - Move On Up (8:54)
9. Cymande - The Message (4:21)
10. Delegation - Oh Honey (3:25)
11. Eddie Kendricks - Keep On Truckin (3:34)
12. Faze-O - Riding High (5:19)
13. Foster Sylvers - Misdemeanor (2:40)
14. Funkadelic - I Bet You (6:13)
15. Gary Byrd - Every Brother Ain't A Brother (2:28)
16. George Clinton - Atomic Dog (4:47)
17. Gil Scott-Heron - In The Bottle (5:18)
18. Herbie Hancock - Watermelon Man (6:32)
19. Jimmy Smith - Root Down (And Get It) (12:39)
20. Kool & The Gang - Summer Madness (4:17)
21. Kurtis Blow - Basketball (3:53)
22. Lakeside - Fantastic Voyage (Extended Long Play) (6:12)
23. Lyn Collins - Think (about it) (3:21)
24. Maceo & The Macks - Cross The Tracks (We Better Go Back) (6:26)
25. Marlena Shaw - California Soul (3:00)
26. Mary Jane Girls - All Night Long (4:05)
27. Mtume - Juicy Fruit (5:56)
28. Parlet - Help From My Friends (6:13)
29. Parliament - Aqua Boogie (A Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadoloop) (6:43)
30. Parliament - Dr. Funkenstein (5:46)
31. Parliament - Mothership Connection (Star Child) (6:15)
32. Raydio and Ray Parker Jr. - Jack And Jill (4:30)
33. Raydio FT. Ray Parker JR. - You Can't Change That (3:21)
34. Sly & The Family Stone - If You Want Me To Stay (3:00)
35. Sly & The Family Stone - Loose Booty (3:41)
36. Teddy Pendergrass - Bad Luck (6:28)
37. The Brothers Johnson - I'll Be Good To You (4:44)
38. The Dramatics - Whatcha See Is Whatcha Get (6:02)
39. The Gap Band - Outstanding (3:12)
40. The Isley Brothers - Footsteps in the Dark, Pts. 1 & 2 (5:06)
41. The Meters - Cissy Strut (3:06)
42. The Meters - Just kissed my baby (4:36)
43. The Time - Wild and Loose (7:32)
44. Whodini - Freaks Come Out (4:42)
45. William DeVaughn - BE THANKFUL FOR WHAT YOUVE GOT (7:13)
46. Yarbourough & Peoples - Don't Stop The Music (7:58)

Part 1

Part 2

Vintage Grooves - Old School Hip Hop Vol.1

Disc: 1
1. Adventures Of Grandmaster Flash On The Wheels Of Steel - Grandmaster Flash
2. 8th Wonder - Sugarhill Gang
3. Show - Doug E. Fresh & Get Fresh Crew
4. It's Nasty (Genius Of Love) - Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five
5. Catch The Beat - T-Ski Valley
6. Godfather - Spoonie Gee
7. Message - Grandmaster Flash
8. Freaks Come Out At Night - Whodini
9. One For The Treble - Davy D
10. Break Dance (Electric Boogie) - West Street Mob
11. Scorpio - Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five
12. It's Like That - Run DMC

Disc: 2
1. Back By Dope Demand - King Bee
2. Say No Go - De La Soul
3. 900 Number - 45 King
4. King Of The Beats - Mantronix
5. It Takes Two - Rob Base & DJ E-Z Rock
6. Talkin' All That Jazz - Stetsasonic
7. Because I Got It Like That - Jungle Brothers
8. My Philosophy - Boogie Down Productions
9. How Ya Like Me Now - Kool Moe Dee
10. Express Yourself - NWA
11. Humpty Dance - Digital Underground
12. Jump Around - House Of Pain

Part 1

Part 2




Funk Fever Vol.2


CD 1
01. Pharaohs - Black Enuff
02. Incredible Bongo Band - Apache
03. The Pc's Ltd. - Fast Man
04. Herman Hitson - Ain't No Other Way
05. The Highlighters Band - Funky 16 Corners
06. Five Miles High - So Frustated (part.2)
07. Ike Turner - Funky Mule
08. Reginald Milton & The Soul Jets - Clap Your Hands
09. The Propositions - Africana (Long Edit)
10. Elliott Small - E Ni Me Ni Mi No Mo
11. King Floyd - I Feel Like Dynamite
12. Innersouls - Just Take Your Time
13. Rev. Jamel & Bob Johnson - Walking On The Moon
14. The Unemployed - The Funky Thing
15. James Brown - That Dood It

CD 2
01. Ike & Tina Turner - Baby (What You Want Me To Do)
02. Soul Searchers - We The People
03. Weston Prim & Blacklash - Simmerin'
04. The Commodores - Sing A Simple Song
05. Gil Scott-Heron & Brian Jackson - The Summer Of
06. Creative Source - Who Is He and What Is He To You
07. Darondo - Legs (part.1)
08. Rodney Trotter - Space Nigga'
09. Joe Shamwell - I Wanna Be Your CB
10. Skyy - Let's Turn It Out
11. Gwen McRae - All This Love That I'm Giving
12. Banbara - Shack Up
13. Natural High - The Whole World Is Dancin'
14. Freedom - Get Up and Dance
15. The Salsoul Orchestra - Getaway

CD 3
01. M.F.S.B. - Dance With Me Tonight
02. Teddy Pendergrass - You Can't Hide From Yourself
03. Edwin Birdsong - Cola Bottle Baby
04. Roy Ayers - Release Yourself
05. Lemuria - Hunk Of Heaven
06. Logg - I Know You Will
07. B.T. Express - Give Up The Funk (Let's Dance)
08. Light Years - Bounce and Freak With Me
09. The Chi-Sound Orchestra - Windy City Theme (I'll Tell You What It Is Later)
10. Ray Camacho - Movin' On
11. Ohio Players - Do Your Thing
12. Curtis Mayfield - Toot An' Toot An' Toot
13. Solomon Burke - Hold On
14. George Clinton & The P-Funk All Stars - Flashlight (Live)
15. Frankie Smith - Double Dutch Bus

CD 4
01. The New Mastersounds - Turn This Thing Around
02. Quantic Soul Orchestra - Panama City
03. The Bamboos feat. Alice Russel - Bring It Home
04. Breakestra feat. Choklate - Take My Time
05. Nicole Willis & The Soul Investigators - Keep Reachin' Up
06. The Sound Stylistics - Shake and Hip Drop
07. Speedometer feat. Ria Currie - Am I Your Woman
08. The Sweet Vandals - I Got You, Man !
09. Uptown Funk Empire feat. Juan Rozoff - N.O.W.
10. Orgone - Funky Nassau
11. The Soul Snatchers - Sniffin' and Snatchin'
12. Cookin' On 3 Burners feat. Fallon Williams - Cook It
13. Dj Aeon Seven - Funky Furious
14. The Soul Destroyers feat. Sharon Jackson - Fakin' Out
15. Spanky Wilson & The Quantic Soul Orchestra - Message To Tomorrow